13 Brentford Rd 12:14 Thu Sep 3
Names for a miniature Poodle?
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Can't believe I'm posting this here but here goes with tin hat firmly fixed...
The wife has bullied me into getting an Apricot coloured male mini Poodle pup which arrives on Saturday and is still nameless as we're struggling for suitable Frenchish but not poncey names?
We have cats but Poodles get on well with them apparently. First dog for us but we've both had dogs when were younger.
She's set on Henri but no way am I am calling him that for obvious football reasons!
I like Pepe but she says it's not French enough and it reminds me too much of the ex Liverpool keeper FFS.
Good people of WHO?
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mallard
12:16 Thu Sep 3
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Grady ?
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gph
12:17 Thu Sep 3
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Never put on weight.
There's something very amusing about the sight of a fat bloke on the other end of a lead to a miniature dog.
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zebthecat
12:20 Thu Sep 3
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Napoleon
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Sarge
12:21 Thu Sep 3
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Might need more than a tin hat........
Little Roly
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Mr. Burns
12:21 Thu Sep 3
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Gérard Depoodle
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Iron Duke
12:22 Thu Sep 3
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This is a contender for gayest thread of 2020
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Sydney_Iron
12:22 Thu Sep 3
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French you say? Off the top of my head........
Eric (Cantona)
Platini (Corrupt UEFA cunt)
Paul (Pogba)
Macron (President)
Napoleon
De Gaulle
Froggy
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Nurse Ratched
12:22 Thu Sep 3
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Yappy Bastard.
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Joe C
12:23 Thu Sep 3
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Just go through all the French players/names that have played for us and pick one
Dimitri
Bernard
Frederic
Samassi
Alou
Marc
Marouane
Julien
David
Sebastien
Samir
Patrice
Morgan
Issa
Can’t think of anymore
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gph
12:27 Thu Sep 3
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Fido.
It's French as well as English.
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Iron Duke
12:29 Thu Sep 3
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Monsieur Tiddles.
Poodles are cunt dogs for cunts
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Darlo Debs
12:29 Thu Sep 3
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Croissant
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Nurse Ratched
12:31 Thu Sep 3
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An apricot coloured small poodle? Isn't that what Jame Gumb had? You gonna do 'the pose' in front of the mirror, too?
God, I loathe small dogs. This has annoyed me. More yapping inflicted on the world.
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BRANDED
12:33 Thu Sep 3
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Everard
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zebthecat
12:34 Thu Sep 3
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I have only had a dog once (not my choice as I am a cat person) and she was a 14 year old rescue dog and was a border collie but almost totally orange, she was such an easy dog. Don't get small dogs at all. A standard poodle is preferable for me. Hypoallegenic, chilled and they can grow proper dreadlocks.
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only1billybonds
12:34 Thu Sep 3
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Call the little fucker Brexit,it'll be character building.
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Wham1966
12:36 Thu Sep 3
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Dimitri
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Eerie Descent
12:37 Thu Sep 3
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Rylan
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gph
12:37 Thu Sep 3
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I feel sorry for small dogs.
It's like imprisoning a wolf in the body of a large rat.
How would you like it if you'd been born in the body of a marmoset?
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